My name is Anaso Hatana(Kristian) and this is my story. I was born on the island of Moist during the Great Donger War.My parents were struggling to survive as there Meme skill's were very poor and I was just another burden, So they had to let me go to survive.They placed me on a little raft at sea and let me drift wave after wave. After hours at sea my Dank meme cry's were heard by a stranger who soon I would come to know as Dank Meme Master Kogure. He accepted me as his own and would come to look after me and teach me in the dank Meme way's during the Great Donger War.After years of special training ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and memeing I was ready to set foot into Meme Land , where the war was still going on. I waved my Master goodbye ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/ as I set out on my adventure.After years of Meme Battling during the Great Donger War I had become the Dankest Memer in the west.But that wasn't enough for me , I wanted to be the best in all the land's. I knew for me, to be able to achieve this dream I would need to go back to Dank Meme Master Kogure and seek his advice.Master Kogure was very happy on my return and proud.After a long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of discussion and my Final Secret Ninjutsu Meme training ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Master Kogure and I had finally arrived to a solution and concluson. He decided that the best decision for me would be to join the the Dankest Guild in The West. ''Dankcake Thunder'' as there memes were one of the strongest in all of the land's and I would learn a lot from them by memeing at their side.So here I am with my body and Dank sword ready ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)¤=[]:::::::> to conquer the world with my fellow Danker's by following the way's of a True Dank Memer.
Convert to Chin Chin, our Lord and Saviour! You will not regret it, although you will have to make an occasional sacrifice to be worthy of his greatness.
